Iowa Sex Contract

So here's the thing about the Iowa Sex Contract. Most people are going to look at it and they're going to say, "Wow, that is horrible. You never should agree to that."

And it's absolutely true. Frankly, the contract is poorly written, poorly organized, and--I'll say it--a bit one-sided. If I was writing up the Iowa Sex Contract, I would have worked out my negotiating parameters a bit better, maybe brought in a mediation team, and I definitely would have seen to cleaning up and organizing the agreement more thoroughly. Cleaner section headings, numbered lines, the whole deal. The font and the little pictorial letters? Strictly amateur. I don't want to just throw an Iowa Sex Contract out there, I want it to be a professional, first-class Iowa Sex Contract. The spelling errors alone are just embarassing, not to mention the ambiguous clauses. And don't get me started on the grammar.