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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Weird. Creepy. Disturbing. Banal...No, Wait, Scratch That Last One

I just got a voice mail on my cell phone...and my phone never even rang. Disturbing, right? Actually, not so much. I've got Verizon so I figure at least a third of my calls ring straight through to voice mail, without ever having bothered me. I pretend it's a service they offer me because of my undeniable importance and prestige.

But this is where it gets unnerving and weird. The voice mail, when I listened to it, was just a sort of buzzing, humming sound coming in and out. I've seen the Ring, not to mention commercials for several other Japanese horror movie knockoffs, so I know all too well what that sound was: a malevolent spirit from beyond the grave, consumed by rage, haunting my Motorola RAZR. Which is, apparently, the Transylvanian mansion or abandoned mental asylum of cell phones. When I get home tonight I'm going to check the manual and see if there's an "exorcise evil spirits" command somewhere in the menu. I hate evil cell phone spirits. They're the worst.

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